Beeps and Blips from Outer Space

eyelips

via Only You Kyarypon.

“Wolf sweater! Wolf-swea-ter! Dostoevsky! Dos-to-evsky!”

IN WHICH I FIX
MY GIRLFRIEND’S
GRANDPARENTS’ WIFI
AND AM HAILED AS A
CONQUERING HERO.

“Lo, in the twilight days of the second year of the second decade of the third millennium did a great darkness descend over the wireless internet connectivity of the people of 276 Ferndale Street in the North-Central lands of Iowa. For many years, the gentlefolk of these lands basked in a wireless network overflowing with speed and ample internet, flowing like a river into their Compaq Presario…”

read the rest of the tale at McSweeneys.

dogtowel

This is a chipper tune filled with lush context.

I swear, the old lady sounds like David Firth of Fat Pie.

get the On the Village Radar (Tunng Remix) mp3.

This song Weightless by Marconi Union, is scientifically proven as the most relaxing song ever.  It has something to do with 60 BPM and ambient waifs of soothing sounds.

Listen:

MARCONI UNION – WEIGHTLESS by Just Music label

read the article on why the song is considered the most relaxing.

check out more of Marconi Union.

purikura

Notice the empty black frames.  Here’s another post on that fad.

via Only You Kyarypon

I highly recommend this parody of the Legend of Zelda.

It would be nice to see Tony Janning get a feature role in a large scale film. He’s like Lewis C.K.’s little brother.

Also, Sandeep Parikh needs to write more screenplays because his humor is funny in an innocently dirty way.

more info at the Legend of Neil web page.

kara

“My mom made split pea soup.. It should be called split butthole soup.. It tastes like shit.. Hi, i’m Kara.”

Funny quote from a narcissistic blog.

Brad Neely is my hero. Exhibit one:

see more of Brad Neely’s insane genius at Creased Comics.

This makes Pavlov proud.  Watch it to the end, even if you don’t understand Japanese.

via Yuri Senritsu (百合旋律)