/2012/01/28/a-conqouring-hero/
{"item":{"status":"visible","url":"\/2012\/01\/28\/a-conqouring-hero\/","trash":"","name":"a-conqouring-hero","parent":"","title":"Epic Tale of a Conquering Hero","date":"2012-01-28 09:30:49","filepath":"posts\/20001148_a-conqouring-hero.xml.json","type":"post","content":"<center><div style=\"width:300px;\"><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;font-family: 'adobe-garamond-pro-1','adobe-garamond-pro-2', 'Times New Roman', serif;\">IN WHICH I FIX<\/br>MY GIRLFRIEND\u2019S<\/br>GRANDPARENTS\u2019 WIFI<\/br>AND AM HAILED AS A<\/br>CONQUERING HERO.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\"><span style=\"font-weight: 400;font-family: 'adobe-garamond-pro-1','adobe-garamond-pro-2', 'Times New Roman', serif;\">\"Lo, in the twilight days of the second year of the second decade of the third\u00a0millennium\u00a0did a great darkness descend over the wireless internet connectivity of the people of 276 Ferndale Street in the\u00a0North-Central\u00a0lands of Iowa. For many years, the\u00a0gentlefolk\u00a0of these lands basked in a wireless network overflowing with speed and ample internet, flowing like a river into their Compaq Presario...\"<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/center>\n\n<em>read the rest of the tale at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/articles\/in-which-i-fix-my-girlfriends-grandparents-wifi-and-am-hailed-as-a-conquering-hero\">McSweeneys<\/a>.<\/em>"}}